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Delete It Fat
Season Two, Episode Thirteen
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First Aired September 26, 2016
Writer(s) Zachary
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PlotEdit

Plot A: Alyssa hates being treated badly, she's sick of that shit and is out for sweet jiggly revenge.

Plot B: Emma has a dark, nasty, secret that comes out to light when Alison snoops through his journal sending shockwaves through the school. Will the students EVER be the same again after this ghastly exposure?

Plot C: Zach reels from his actions, but things don't go the way he expects.

CastEdit

Main CastEdit

Recurring CastEdit

Special Guest StarsEdit

  • Leonardo DiCaprio as Mr. Datso Fetch

EpisodeEdit

'Into You' by Ariana Grande blasts out of Zach's phone and he wakes up and turns his alarm off in shock. He slowly rubs his eyes and slowly looks around the room, until he looks at the person who is staring directly at him and in the same bed as him. Zach falls off the bed in shock, "WHAT THE FUCK JOE" he screams.

Joe laughs as he reaches his hand out to help Zach up, "Not quite the reaction I was expecting".

Zach rubs his eyes again and then his face drops, "Oh my god... I can't believe I... we...",

Joe chuckled, "I can."

Zach started to panic and to quickly get dressed, "Angelika is going to murder me, I... I..." Zach then checked his phone to see no new messages from Angelika, he then texted her 'Want me to walk you to school? xx'.

"What's the rush?" Joe asked, "Come back to bed for a minute ughhh" he moaned.

"Joe I can't, I'm sorry I'm with Angelika. I literally just did to her what I did to you and you know how shitty that feels." Zach rushed as he grabbed his things and headed to the door when Lily barges through smacking Zach in the head and he falls over.

"WEE WEE WAH WAH WOO! WERE Y'ALL LOUD LAST NIGHT" Lily screamed. Joe smirked as Zach groaned on the floor.

"Ow!" Zach held his head in pain as Joe and Lily laughed. Zach collected himself together and got up, "That fucking hurt," he said under his breath, but laughing. "Morning Lily," Lily smirked.

"We should make this a regular thing, you know with you two constantly banging in our house. I could even invite Alex round and have a massive orgy" Lily joked as Joe and Zach looked at each other disgusted. "I'm kidding." she scoffed. "Anyway... I thought we could stop off at McDonald's before school because I want me a motha fuckin McMuffin" she slaps ha belly and starts twerking.

"Ugh Lily please, you've already had 5 this week." Joe said as he rolled his eyes.

"It's Monday?" Zach questioned.

"I know." Lily smirked with pride. "So are we going or not?" she then questioned.

"I'm really sorry, I usually walk Angelika to school so she's probably expecting me." Zach checked his phone and there was no reply. "See you guys at school," Zach raced out the house leaving Lily and Joe looking at each other awkwardly. Lily cheekily smiled at him and Joe sighed.

"Fine. But this is your last one okay? You're starting to get a right belly on you."

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- BELL RINGS -

Everyone is in the Choir room and are holding their heads in pain, "I'm so fucking hung over" Sydney bitched.

"Girl, me too" Maya replied,

Mrs Clarke struts into the room with a smile on ha face, "GOOOD MORNING EVERYONE, HAPPY NEW YEAR!" she sings loudly, everyone cringes as they have a pounding headache. Except Alyssa who has her arms crossed and is noticeably pissed the fUCK off. "What's wrong with y'all today?" miss questions.

"Nothing, we're fine." Joe blurted out.

"Good." she said,

"I can't believe we're back to school on literally the 1st of January." Matt complained,

"And with these blazing hangovers," Kyle replied.

"These what?" Mrs Clarke questioned.

"NOTHING" The whole class shouted awkwardly.

"Hmm..." Mrs Clarke began to get suspicious.

"He said these blazing hangovers because they all got drunk last night... without me." Alyssa smirked as she ratted out the group. The entire class went into an uproar.

"ALAN WHAT THE FUCK?" Alison screamed,

"YOU FAT CUNT" Nathan shouted.

"What the fuck Alyssa? Why did you just snake us out?" Joe squealed.

"She's a bigger snake than Taylor Sw-" Sydney punched Matt in the gut before he could finish his sentence.

"ThAT'S WHAT YOU GET YOU BIG IDIOTS" Alyssa screeched as she got up off her chair, "YOU DIDNT INVITE ME TO YOUR PARTY YOU NEVER INCLUDE ME IN ANYTHING I HATE BEING EXECUTED"

"Don't you mean excluded?" Kyle suggested.

"SHUT UP! You’re crazy for not letting me go to the party, like seriously, you should get your jiggly head to change your mind, because if you don’t I’ll cut you off, hunty" Alyssa snapped her fat fingers and shook her head as she thought she just dragged Kyle to filth. The entire room blinked thrice without emotion.

"What the fuck did you even just say?" Nate said.

"Oh, boy, I should be worried about you, because you never knew that you can be as a annoying as a jiggly person is on their lunch break" Alyssa popped her tongue as she snapped at Nate. The entire room is staring at her, emotionless as they have no fucking clue what she is rambling on about.

"Alyssa I think you need to calm down..." Mrs Clarke.

"Nah let her, she's squealing like a baby pig and she's getting out of breath. It's cute." Alison taunted.

"Um? Sit your butt back down Alison Palison, you don’t fit here. I mean look at your jiggly head. And speaking of jiggle toes, your toes can make a mess if you get infected, because if you ever get close to Sydney, say bye to your toes, because I cannot stand you with your jiggle body, so stay back from her or else I'll cut them toes off you fat jiggly FREAK" Alyssa spat in Alison's face. Alison immediately stood up and punched her in the nose.

"WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU JUST CALL ME? AVRO LA TESTA SI RIMOSSO BRUTTO MAIALE!!!!!!!!" Alison screamed as she ran full charge up to Alyssa about to tackle ha ass to the ground. Matt and Kyle stood up to stop her. "LET ME AT THE CHUNKY CUNT" Alison screamed as she struggled to get to Alyssa. Alyssa screamed as she runs out the room. Leaving the entire room in shock.

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Zach is at his locker putting away some books, Joe approaches him. "Hey Zach," Joe smiled.

"Hi..." Zach stuttered.

"You okay? This morning you seemed a bit frantic," Joe questioned.

Zach sighed and then looked up at Joe, "Of course I was frantic, I had just cheated on my girlfriend with my ex-boyfriend of whom I also cheated on." he panicked. "She's gonna fucking murder me". Zach slammed his back against the locker in frustration.

"You're going to tell her?" Joe exclaimed, sounding surprised.

"Of course I'm gonna tell her," Zach snapped, "Just look at the damage I did to you when I didn't say anything. It's better if I tell her strai-"

Joe cut him off, "No you can't!" he shouted. Zach looked at Joe in confusion and then appal.

"What do you mean 'I can't'?" he questioned. Angelika then walked up to Joe and Zach and startled both of them, "Hey guys," she said.

Joe and Zach both jumped and turned around, "Oh hey Angelika, I was just leaving." Joe quickly stuttered as he raced out of there fast. Zach raised his eyebrows at Joe's odd behaviour and then turned back to Angelika.

"What was his problem?" she asked.

"I'm not sure to be honest..." Zach quietly spoke, "Anyway, Angelika, are you okay? You didn't answer any of my calls this morning or respond to my texts."

Angelika looked down, "Yeah sorry, I've been meaning to talk to you."

"Really? I need to talk to you too" Zach responded in surprise.

- The bell rings -

"I'll call you later okay?" Zach said,

"No. I need to tell you this in person," Angelika said coldly as she walked away. Leaving Zach questioning himself, did she already know about him and Joe?

As everyone is walking to class, Alison seemed lost without her back-up bitches so she ponders the hallway looking for someone to talk to and she spots Emma getting things out of his locker and he drops what seems to be a notebook. Alison rolled her eyes and as she stormed over Emma walked away, so Alison picked up the notebook "You stupid cunt you dropped this," she shouted but it was too late, Emma was out of sight. Alison then slowly looked down at the notebook, it had "Queen Emma Spears' Darling Diary: Keep Out Or Else" written on it. Alison then looked back up and smirked, she opened up the diary and began reading it. Her pupils went far out of her sockets as she was shocked, appalled, disgusted and most of all... angry. Alison's face turned bright red as she angrily stood up and started screaming a dinosaur like screech and she paced around the hallway shoving everyone to the side to get them out the way. Perry approached her,

"Alison what's wron-"

"SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU STUPID HIPPIE GARGOYLE" Alison screamed as she pushed Perry to the ground and stormed off. Passer-by’s helped Perry up as she looked confused and hurt.


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- bell rings -

Everyone is in glee club, gossiping and having a good time as Mrs. Clarke is noticeably absent. Joe and Lily walk into the room with a piece of paper, "Guys listen," Lily said quietly as no one payed attention to her.

"GUYS SHUT THE FUCK UP AND LOOK AT ME" Joe screamed at the class, which got their attention. "Thank you," he smirked.

"Mrs. Clarke has been sent home ill," Lily explained to the class, "She left us the piece of paper which says that me and Joe are in charge until she is back." she grinned. The entire club then went into another uproar screaming at Joe and Lily, except Zach who was looking over at Angelika still figuring out what she wanted to talk about. Then all of a sudden everyone heard a voice from an unknown place, it sounded like it was singing the first verse of "Wrecking Ball" by Miley Cyrus.

Wrecking Ball by Miley Cyrus sung by Alyssa Fowble


Alyssa:
We clawed, we chained our hearts in vain
We jumped never asking why
We kissed, I fell under your spell.

A love no one could deny

Alyssa's head appeared round the corner, but only her head as she sung the next verse looking everyone directly in the eye.


Don't you ever say I just walked away
I will always want you
I can't live a lie, running for my life

I will always want you

Alyssa then dramatically started bouncing her way into the room on a bouncy hopper, naked and screamed the chorus as the entire class started wailing and screaming as they are so disgusted in what they see.


I came in like a wrecking ball
I never hit so hard in love
All I wanted was to break your walls
All you ever did was wreck me

Yeah, you, you wreck me

Alyssa got off the bouncy hopper and started to do a lap dance on it, everyone felt uncomfortable and Maya threw up in a trash can that was conveniently placed next to her.



I put you high up in the sky
And now, you're not coming down
It slowly turned, you let me burn
And now, we're ashes on the ground

Don't you ever say I just walked away
I will always want you
I can't live a lie, running for my life
I will always want you

I came in like a wrecking ball
I never hit so hard in love
All I wanted was to break your walls
All you ever did was wreck me

I came in like a wrecking ball
Yeah, I just closed my eyes and swung
Left me crashing in a blazing fall
All you ever did was wreck me

Yeah, you, you wreck me

Alyssa then ran to the corner of the room where there was a bucket of water, she then quickly splashed her eyes to make it look like she was crying and then ran back out in front of everyone and stood still in a pencil position staring and them, singing and "crying".


I never meant to start a war
I just wanted you to let me in
And instead of using force
I guess I should've let you win
I never meant to start a war
I just wanted you to let me in
I guess I should've let you win

Don't you ever say I just walked away

I will always want you

Alyssa then dramatically started doing ballet across the room, twirling, swirling and accidently stumbling and falling over.


I came in like a wrecking ball
I never hit so hard in love
All I wanted was to break your walls
All you ever did was wreck me

I came in like a wrecking ball
Yeah, I just closed my eyes and swung
Left me crashing in a blazing fall
All you ever did was wreck me
Yeah, you, you wreck me

Yeah, you, you wreck me


The entire glee club stared at her, Alison even blinked thrice without emotion. They didn't... say... anything...

"Well?" Alyssa shouted.

They didn't... say... anything...

"What did you think? Did I slay or did I slay?" Alyssa screamed.

Lily stood up, clenching her stomach as if she was going to hurl. "It was certainly um... interesting." she lied.

"And by that she means you were fucking shit" Nathan snapped.

"Excuse moi?" Alyssa questioned.

"Please dear lord put some clothes on," Matt hid behind the chairs just so he couldn't see.

"Why the fuck are you naked?" Kyle questioned.

"It's called art HUNTY, look it up." Alyssa clicked her fingers.

"No, it's called an abomination," Becca rolled her eyes.

Alyssa then took a good look at the glee club, who were all staring at her in disgust. Her face went bright red and she started yelling in anger, "WHATEVER, I DON'T NEED YOU BIG FAT FREAKS ANYWAY I AM MY OWN INDEPENDENT LESBIAN AND MY MUM IS CARRYING MINE AND MY GIRLFRIEND'S BABY AND WE'RE GOING TO BE A BIG HAPPY FAMILY UNLIKE YOU HA!" she stormed out carrying her bouncy hopper in shame, "OH, AND I QUIT THIS STUPID GLEE CLUB BYE" she walked out and everyone looked at each other in confusion.

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Becca and Sydney are casually at their lockers, gossiping about hot boys and the mess Alyssa just made. Alison spots them and humphs like a rhino and charges at them full speed like a bull, "WHERE THE FUCK IS EMMANUEL" she screams in their faces.

"What the fuck?" Sydney questioned.

"Idk" Becca stated.

"WELL YOU BETTER KNOW SOON OR I'LL RIP THOSE POOR HAIR EXTENSIONS OFF AND SHOVE THEM DOWN YOUR THROAT BITCH" Alison shrieks like a banshee as spit drops fly onto the faces of poor Becca and Sydney. Both girls slowly wipe Ali’s saliva off their faces and blink thrice without emotion.

“You just fucking spat on us you llama” Becca chortled, “What is your problem?”

“He is my problem,” Alison snarled as she slowly raised a picture of Emma with what seemed to be holes punched into where his eyes once were and handed it over to both the girls.

“Emma? Why? Is he secretly wearing your lingerie again?” Sydney questioned.

“No… Sydney… he’s not… wearing… my FUCKING LINGERIE AGAIN YOU STUPID BITCH,” Alison began freaking out again and stomping her pink 6 inch stilettos on the ground. “I’M GOING TO FUCKING KILL HIM” she squeaked.

“You need to calm the fuck down, what did he do?” Becca said sternly as she gripped onto an out of control Alison. Alison then wiped off ha angry tears and looked both Becca and Sydney directly in the eye and coldly uttered, “I found his stupid diary,”

“And?” Sydney questioned.

“And…” Alison looked around the hallway to make sure no one was listening, “I read something I wish I hadn’t”

“What was it?” Becca asked.

“If I tell you dumb bitches, you have to promise me you won’t tell anyone else. Like seriously, if you tell anyone I’ll whip off these cunts and pipe you” Alison took off one of her heels and raised it in the air. Becca and Sydney both looked at each other with confusion, then slowly back to Alison whose eyes were piercing back at them. Alison moved slowly towards to girls and then whispered in their eyes, they both looked appalled and ran off in disbelief.

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Nate and Zach were sat together in the cafeteria eating lunch; Zach was frantically checking his phone. “Would you put that thing down for one second and actually talk to me?” Nate snapped.

“Sorry,” Zach replied, “It’s just me and Angelika were supposed to meet and talk but she hasn’t answered any of my texts or calls… again”.

Nate rolled his eyes and sighed, “Angelika this, Angelika that, it’s no wonder she never talks to you since you’re always up her ass” he sneered.

“This is important though Nate,” Zach urged.

“Why?” as Nate questioned him, Lily and Joe sat down opposite them. Lily had a massive grin on her face.

“Soooooo have you two lovebirds sorted it out yet?” Lily asked. Joe and Zach immediately went bright red.

“Lily!” Joe snapped.

“No I meant Angelika and Zach you dimwit,” she scoffed back, leaving Joe and Zach feeling incredibly awkward and uncomfortable. Nate then raised his eyebrow.

“Is there something that you’re not telling me Zach?” Nate asked, calmly.

Zach sighed and looked at the ground, “You know that New Year’s Party?” Nate nodded, “Yeah well… me and Joe kind of slept together.” He responded regrettingly.

Nate immediately starting laughing, “Wait so let me get this straight, no pun intended, you went out with Joe and then cheated on him with me which lead to your break up, then you moved on to Angelika from out of nowhere only to cheat AGAIN but with your fucking ex-boyfriend?” he wheezed. Nate hysterically laughed at Joe and Zach, while Lily awkwardly grinned at him. “This is gold, pure fucking gold I’ve heard it all now.”

“You can’t tell anyone,” Joe begged, “Please.” Lily, Zach, and Joe stared at him with puppy dog eyes.

“Whatever, you cunts can sort this mess out yourself I’m off to shove 10 chicken nuggets down my throat and feel sorry for myself. Bye.” Nate got up and walked off, Joe and Lily sighed in relief but Zach was still looking at his phone.

“I’m sure she’ll call you back soon babe,” Lily said softly,

“Yeah, try not to think about it so much” Joe reassured him,

Zach looked up at them both in anger, “She’s all I can think about right now, my head is just spinning with how I can break her heart the ‘nicest’ way, because I will break her. Just like I broke you. You know how fucking bad I felt after that and now it’s all happening again. Why am I fucking like this?” he sat back in his chair in frustration and cried. Joe and Lily comforted him as Angelika peered around the door and noticed Zach crying, she hid herself from him, then sighed and walked off. Alison, Becca, and Sydney then barged through the door in formation and glared across the room giving everyone the evils.

They then walked up to Lily, Joe and Zach’s table and Alison screamed, “WHERE THE FUCK IS EMMA?”

“I dunno, he was just in my English class” Joe responded with concern, “Why are you so angry?”

“Keep your enormous nozzle out of this you fat fucking fairy,” Alison growled as she stormed off, leaving Becca and Sydney awkwardly staring at them. “GIRLS!” she pissed as she stropped off, continuing to stomp ha heels on the ground like an elephant. Emma then walked into the room with a plate of orange mashed potatoes, peas and a disgusting looking undercooked chicken breast. Everyone in the cafeteria went silent, Alison stop and froze in anger. Alison’s lips turned up as they began to tremble in outrage as she slowly, but surely stomped her way over to him.

“Hey, what’s up sis?” Emma chirped. Alison then scowled at him and grabbed the plate off his tray, “Hey that’s my plate what are yo-“ Alison then smashed the plate on top of his head similar to the way Mrs Trunchbell did to the fat kid in Matilda, knocking him to the ground. Alison threw Emma’s diary on him and spat down.

“Delete it fat,” Alison coldly snarled as she flicked him in the vagina and strutted out with Becca and Sydney. The entire room glared at Emma in shock, but then turned around and continued to eat their slop as if nothing had happened.


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Emma is in the boy’s toilets, loudly sobbing to himself whilst angrily scribbling in his now creased up diary. “SHE DOESN’T UNDERSTAND ME” Emma whaled. Alyssa walked in showing no emotion on her face, “I understand you, young jigglenator” she slowly reached out her hand and smiled, “Come with me,”

“Ew what the fuck are you?” Emma snapped.

“I am… beautiful.” Alyssa smiled as she creepily turned her neck, “I am amazing, I am incredible and I am SICK of being treated like shit. Aren’t you sweaty?”

“Yeah I guess…” Emma shrugged.

“Then come with me, let’s form our own revolt against The Note-Worthy for their discrimination against me.” Alyssa coughed, “and you… we need to stop them because they offend me as a vegan transgender atheist who vapes and cross fits 4 times a week and I’m also a male feminist as I identify myself as pastafarian apache helicopter dog mega multi combo God of hyper death and if you don’t agree with me then you’re an ignorant arrogant globaphobic sexist lesbian.” Alyssa shrieked as Emma had his mouth wide open in amazement.

He put his hand on his heart, wiped his tear away and slowly said “Gurl same,” Alyssa held Emma’s hand as they skipped off out of the toilets together.

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- BELL RINGS -

Angelika and Sydney are in Sociology, gossiping, laughing and having a good time. Zach frantically stumbles into the classroom and immediately sits on their table, Sydney rolls her eyes. “Hey Ang, I thought you said we were gonna talk at Lunch? Where were you?” he questioned.

“No, I said we needed to talk, I never said lunch” Angelika laughed and turned to Sydney who was also chuckling. Leaving Zach confused and hurt, he got out his book as the teacher, Mr. Fetch came in and started speaking.

“Why are you being so cold?” Zach whispered.

“What?” Angelika replied,

“You’re being so distant, ignoring me all the time. I haven’t spoken to you all day.” Zach frowned as he looked at Angelika with wide eyes, “Are you okay?”

“I’m fine, Jesus Christ, I was just with Sydney all of lunch, ain’t that right Syd?” Angelika turned to Sydney as she looked down wide wide eyes and slowly nodded.

“That’s funny because Sydney was with Becca and Alison when the whole drama with her and Emma went down, you weren’t.” Zach questioned.

“Right, that’s it! Angelika, Sydney, and Zachary see me after school today. You’ve just earned yourselves detention.” Mr. Fetch shouted and clapped his hands sarcastically. Sydney rolled her eyes, Angelika slammed her pencil on the desk but Zach said nothing. Nate then stumbled into the class late,

“Sorry I’m lat-“ he stuttered but got cut off by Mr. Fetch.

“AH! Nathan, you can join them, today after school. You’ve just earned yourself a detention.” He snapped.

“What the fuck?” Nate replied, which made Lily laugh.

“Something funny, Lily? You know what? You can join them and all.” Mr. Fetch screamed.

Lily looked as if she was going to cry, “But I’ve never had a detention before sir… I didn’t do anything wrong.” Lily begged,

“You laughed at me, I am triggered” Mr. Fetch yelled as Joe comforted her, Alyssa then screwed up a piece of paper and threw it onto Joe’s head.

“What the fuck?” Joe yelled,

“Mr. Sweeting, I’ll see you as well,”

“WHAT THE FUCK? That wasn’t my fault some dusty cunt threw this at me,” Joe burst out as Alyssa started giggling with Emma, “I bet it was one of those little trollops,” he pointed at them.

“Then I’ll see you two as well, bloody hell what is Mrs Clarke feeding you glee kids, you’re fucking mental today.” Mr. Fetch snapped, and then realised what he said and covered up his mouth.

“This is fucking bullshit,” Nate scoffed as Joe agreed. Everyone slumped onto their desks in sorrow.

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- BELL RINGS -

Emma stood in front of the glee club in shame, with a huge cartoon lump on his head and a tear rolling down his cheek. Alison couldn’t even look at him. “So… a lot of you know… me and my sister had a bit of a fall out.” Emma began to speak as Alison scoffed,

“Are you even is this fucking glee club?” Kyle asked,

Emma ignored him, “It’s come to light that I need to be honest with you guys… I’m not exactly who I claim to be.” Emma began to choke up, as the entire glee club was perchedT for some gossip, “I… I…”

Alison interrupted, “Don’t you fucking dare, you will bring our family name down into shame. I will NOT have you stan for Dolly!” she screamed.

“Dolly who? Parton?” Zach innocently asked,

“I’ve been lying to you all this whole time,” Emma continued, “I’m not really a Britney Spears stan, in fact, I hate her. I don’t even like Glory it’s a pile of shit.” Emma remarked as Alison got up out of her seat,

“YOU TAKE THAT BACK OR SO HELP ME GODNEY” Alison screeched,

“No! I’m tired of lying Ali, I’m tired of pretending to be someone I’m not!” Emma shouted back, “I… I stan for my true idol, my queen of vocals, my Stone Cold bitch. Ms. Demi Lovato. Hit it bitches!”

Confident by Demi Lovato sung by Emma Spears


Emma:
It's time for me to take it
I'm the boss right now
Not gonna fake it
Not when you go down
'Cause this is my game
And you better come to play

I used to hold my freak back
Now I'm letting go
I make my own choice
Bitch, I run this show
So leave the lights on
No, you can't make me behave

So you say I'm complicated
That I must be outta my mind
But you had me underrated
Rated, rated

What's wrong with being, what's wrong with being
What's wrong with being confident?
What's wrong with being, what's wrong with being
What's wrong with being confident?

It's time to get the chains out
Is your tongue tied up?
'Cause this is my ground
And I'm dangerous
And you can get out
But it's all about me tonight

So you say I'm complicated
That I must be outta my mind
But you had me underrated
Rated, rated

What's wrong with being, what's wrong with being
What's wrong with being confident?
What's wrong with being, what's wrong with being
What's wrong with being confident?
What's wrong with being, what's wrong with being
What's wrong with being confident?
What's wrong with being, what's wrong with being
What's wrong with being confident?

So you say I'm complicated
But you've had me underrated

What's wrong with being, what's wrong with being
What's wrong with being confident?
What's wrong with being, what's wrong with being
What's wrong with being confident?
What's wrong with being, what's wrong with being
What's wrong with being confident?
What's wrong with being, what's wrong with being

What's wrong with being confident?


Alison had a fake heart attack when she heard him sing, “FAT…” she stuttered, “F- F- FAT” she began to have a stroke on the floor “FATTY GIRL” she spat.

Emma ran over to her in tears, “Alison please! Accept me for who I am!”

Alison stood up quickly and smacked Emma right across the face, “NEVER! YOU’RE NOT EVEN IN THIS FUCKING CLUB. I WILL NOT HAVE YOU RUIN THE REPUTATION OF THE SPEARS’ WITH YOUR STUPID DEBBIE TOMATO FETISH.” Alison screamed as she started punching Emma repeatedly in the face screaming “FAT” every second.

Matt and Kyle jumped up to get her off him, “Fucking hell, stop!” Matt yelled.

Alison then brushed herself off as Matt and Kyle helped Emma on his feet, “You’re dead to me,” she coldly said as she stormed out of the room. Leaving Emma angry, he looked over at Alyssa and nodded.

Alyssa smirked back and stood up. “We quit this stupid glee club!” she yelled,

“Didn’t you do that this morning?” Maya asked,

“Pipe it down, lesbianoid” Alyssa snapped back, “You better watch your backs, all of you. We’re coming to SNATCH your weaves.”

“Who is we?” Perry questioned,

“Me and my man.” Alyssa smirked as she pulled Emma towards her and began making out with him, the entire room started to throw up again.

“MAKE IT STOP! DEAR LORD MAKE IT STOP!” Matt shrieked in agony.

“Later, losers” Emma flipped off the glee club as him and Alyssa left holding hands.

“Emma wasn’t even in the club?” Joe questioned,

“And isn’t he… you know… gay?” Lily also questioned,


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- BELL RINGS -

Joe, Lily, Angelika, Zach, Sydney, Nate, Alyssa, Emma, and Alison are in detention. The clock is ticking slowly as Mr. Fetch is sniffing loudly and munching on an apple whist spitting at the class. “Now you’re all here because you’ve shown misbehavior in some sort of form or something I don’t really know or care. I’ll be in the staff lounge across the hall but don’t think for one lousy second you can start talking or misbehaving because I can hear it all! Just sit down, shut up and think about what you’ve done.”

Joe rolled his eyes and muttered, “Absolutely nothing,”

“Ah, Mr. Sweeting, that’s another 5 minutes added to your detention.” Mr. Fetch proclaimed with a smug grin on his face.

“Oh no, I’m so shook” Joe sarcastically grunted as the class chuckled and Mr. Fetch walked out the room. The girls got out their nail files and started filing and sighing feeling sorry for themselves whilst the boys fiddled about with their pencils, flicking things around the room. Alyssa moved next to Emma’s desk and whispered something to him, Emma then giggled and screwed up a bit of paper and threw it at Zach’s head. The pair laughed but Zach didn’t even notice, he was staring at Angelika. Then, Alyssa screwed up a piece of paper and threw it at Sydney.

“What the fuck?” Sydney shouted, he turned around and glared at a laughing Alyssa and Emma, “Fuck off,”

“I know you are but what am I?” Alyssa squawked back, Sydney raised her eyebrows at the remark and just turned back around,

Joe threw his pencil on the floor in frustration, “This is actually such bullshit, I literally did nothing wrong. Who says we bust out of here?” he suggested.

Lily immediately piped up, “No Joe we can’t, that’ll get us into even more trouble.” She panicked.

Joe then turned to the class to get their attention, “No it won’t, listen everyone, look over there.” Joe pointed towards the teachers’ lounge, everyone got up and looked out the classroom door to see the teacher slumped over a desk asleep and slobbering all over some papers he’s meant to be marking. “The fatty is sleeping, he’ll be gone for at least two hours. By the time he wakes up we would have already done our time and he would just assume we left when we were supposed to.”

Angelika raised her eyebrows, “and what if wakes up in five minutes?” she questioned.

“He won’t,” Nate stated, “Trust me I’m in this shithole more times than any of you put together, mostly for bullshit reasons like this though. That cunt can sleep for America.”

Everyone looked to and from each other with an unsure look, “We’re in!” Emma shouted and everyone looked back at him and blinked thrice without emotion.

“Oh fuck no, I’m staying put if that LESBIAN TRAITOR is coming with us,” Alison snapped,

“If you don’t let us come with you, we’ll totally wake Mr. Fetch up and tell on you,” Alyssa evilly blackmailed whilst smirking like a gnome. Everyone pouted their lips up in disgust as they nodded in agreement.

“Okay fine, come with us, but we still hate you.” Sydney sneered as everyone drifted back to their seats as Joe stood in front of the class.

“Okay who’s in,” he stated as everyone except Lily and Zach raised their hands.

“I’m really not sure you guys I mean I’ve never really been in that much trouble before and this is my first detention so I don’t really want to get in anymore trouble like you know what I’m saying?” Lily panicked as Joe comforted her,

“It’ll be fine, don’t worry.” He said calmly, “What about you Zach?”

Zach looked up and Joe in jolt as he was in a trance, “Oh, yeah, sure whatever” he uttered without care.

“Alrighty then, let’s go #squadgoals!” Alyssa shouted, everyone then shushed her and they slowly crept out of the classroom in a single line. They tip-toed down the hallway, Angelika accidently stood on Sydney’s foot and she let out of cry and everyone turned to her with wide eyes, telling her to shut up without actually saying anything. Sydney flipped them off and held her foot in pain,

“Sorry” Angelika whispered, Sydney then smirked as she found the humour out of it and continued to sneak to the fire exit. Alyssa then bumped into the fire extinguisher and let it off, white foam started flying everywhere.

“Oh shit,” Nate squealed,

“Oops,” Alyssa murmured as the group went into a panic frenzy. Everyone began to freak out and quickly try and make it stop.

“How the fuck does this thing work?” Alison spluttered as everyone shushed her, “Oh piss off,” she spat.

Everyone was covered in white foam, Lily finally stopped it from spraying as she started crying. “For fucks sake we’re so gonna get caught now,” she cried.

Zach held her hand, “It’ll be fine we just have to get out of here fast,”

“We have to clean this mess up,” she responded.

“There’s no time for that, we need to leave now, fuck sneaking around just leg it to the fire exit.” Nate rushed as everyone started running towards the fire exit.

“Um, I’m not running. Legs are for show, not for work.” Sydney yelled.

“Same, I’m wearing heels,” Alison added,

“Fine then, get caught see if I care.” Joe snapped as he ran to the exit. Both girls looked at each other and started to have a fake, white girl hissy fit and pouted in disgust as they took off their heels and frolicked to the exit. Everyone got there and Joe opened the door and the fire alarm went off, they looked at each other in shock and widened their eyes. “FUCK SAKE” Joe shouted, “It’s the fire exit, which means when opened the alarm goes off.”

“Oh well fucking done, bravo, absolute genius of the century right here.” Alison barked. Emma then got out his phone, went on Snapchat took a selfie in the dog filter and yelled “Bark!”. The gang then sprinted out of school and back to their homes.

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It’s the next day, Zach approaches Angelika in the hallway. “Hey,” he said calmly as Angelika politely smiled back. “I need to get this out of my system before it drags on for too long, it’s killing me inside and I just need to let you know now before you find out some other way.” He rushed as Angelika frowned in confusion, “On the night of New Year’s… me and Joe… we slept together.”

Angelika tucked in her lips and looked at the ceiling, “Oh,” she murmured.

Zach frowned back at her, “Oh? Is that all you can say? Are you not mad? Do you not want to slap me? Slap me.” He pointed at his face and squinted.

“I’m not going to slap you Zach,” Angelika sighed as she rolled down her locker and sat on the floor, Zach followed. “I’m not mad because I don’t want to be with you anymore anyway.” Zach was shot back and hurt, “I lead you on and it’s not fair.”

“What do you mean you lead me on? Where is all of this coming from?” Zach questioned as his eyes started to tear up.

“I’m sorry Zach, I just… I didn’t ever want to be with you in the first place. I mean you’re a great guy and you’re such good company, and I’d be lying if I said I never enjoyed those moments we had between us. But I just never… felt that way towards you. If that makes sense?” Angelika said calmly as Zach began to cry.

“I don’t understand, and no it doesn’t make any sense.” He whimpered.

“You had just broken up with Joe, I seen you as an easy target. Sort of a replacement for Rufus, I still have feelings for him and you were kind of just there to help me get through it. Then it got to a point where it was getting out of hand, I didn’t think it would last this long I’m so sorry.” Angelika grabbed Zach’s hand and he shot it back and looked at her with disgust. He didn’t say anything back, he got up and walked away leaving Angelika on the floor showing no emotion.

Sydney walked past her, “What are you doing on the floor?” she asked,

“I just told him,” Angelika said blankly,

“What? Everything? Even about Rufus?” Sydney helped Angelika up worryingly,

“Yeah, if you don’t mind I’d like to be alone for a while.” She whispered. Sydney nodded and walked away, leaving Angelika staring into her mirror in her locker.

Colors by Halsey sung by Angelika Kuzz and Zachary Foxx


Angelika:
Your little brother never tells you but he loves you so
You said your mother only smiled on her TV show
You're only happy when your sorry head is filled with dope
I hope you make it to the day you're 28 years old

Zach:
You're dripping like a saturated sunrise
You're spilling like an overflowing sink
You're ripped at every edge but you're a masterpiece
And now I'm tearing through the pages and the ink

Angelika:
Everything is blue
His pills, his hands, his jeans
And now I'm covered in the colors
Pull apart at the seams
And it's blue
And it's blue

Zach:
Everything is grey
His hair, his smoke, his dreams
And now he's so devoid of color
He don't know what it means
And he's blue
And he's blue

Angelika (and Zach):
You were a vision in the morning (when the light came through)
I know I've only felt religion (when I've lied with you)
You said you'll never be forgiven( till your boys are too)
And I'm still waking every morning (but it's not with you)

Angelika and Zach:
You're dripping like a saturated sunrise
You're spilling like an overflowing sink
You're ripped at every edge but you're a masterpiece
And now I'm tearing through the pages and the ink

Angelika:
Everything is blue
His pills, his hands, his jeans
And now I'm covered in the colors
Pull apart at the seams
And it's blue
And it's blue

Zach:
Everything is grey
His hair, his smoke, his dreams
And now he's so devoid of color
He don't know what it means
And he's blue
And he's blue

Zach:
You were red
And you liked me because I was blue
But you touched me, and suddenly I was a lilac sky
Then you decided purple just wasn't for you

Angelika and Zach:
Everything is blue
His pills, his hands, his jeans
And now I'm covered in the colors
Pull apart at the seams
And it's blue
And it's blue

Everything is grey
His hair, his smoke, his dreams
And now he's so devoid of color
He don't know what it means
And he's blue
And he's blue

Everything is blue
Everything is blue
Everything is blue

Everything is blue

____________________________________________________________________

-BELL RINGS-

Joe knocks on Rick’s door and stumbles in, “Hey,” he walks into the room, Rick seemed distant.

“What do you want?” Rick spat coldly, Joe was taken back.

“I just came to see you,” Joe said confused, Rick rolled his eyes and breathed,

“Well, I’m really busy this morning. Sorry you need to go.” As Rick said that Zach stormed in, in tears.

“I’m quitting the football team.” Zach declared. Leaving both Rick and Joe shocked.

“Wait what the fuck why?” Joe questioned,

“Language Joseph,” Rick yelled,

“English,” Joe smirked,

“Why are you leaving Zachary?” Rick asked in confusion.

“Because I fucking hate football, and I hate the people around it. I only joined to impress my brother and father who were pressuring me into it. Fuck the team they are all grade A assholes.” Zach shrieked.

Rick noticed the atmosphere between Joe and Zach, he suddenly got immensely jealous. His face fell from shocked and hurt, to emotionless and sullen. “Oh well.” Rick again, spat coldly. “You won’t be missed, you are, sorry WERE by far the weakest member of the team. I’m sure you won’t be popular when I tell them Princess has betrayed them for some pansy, singing group. Now both of you get out of my office,”. Joe was taken aback by Rick’s behavior as both boys stared at him, “NOW!” he yelled as the boys slowly crept out the office.

“Hey what’s wrong?” Joe asked him, Zach looked to the floor and then back at Joe.

“Nothing, I’m fine. Honestly, truly.” He lied, “What were you doing in his office anyway?” Zach changed the subject.

Joe went bright red, “Who me? Oh I… I was just um, me and Rick, I mean Mr. Adams were um… discussing cheerleading!” Joe lied, “Yeah we were just discussing the next routine we’re performing for the next game.”

Zach noticed he was being sketchy but didn’t say anything, instead they both just walked to class.

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The cheerleaders were stretching, except for Alison, Becca, and Sydney, who were gossiping about Emma. Emma then walked past and all three of them glared at him. “What?” he spat.

“Don’t even breathe by us,” Alison growled as Emma scoffed and began to change into his cheerleading outfits.

“Alright cunts, I’m sure you all got my e-mail video message of me dancing to today’s choreography, it’s a personal favorite of mine sung by a legend.” Alison shouted as she walked in front of the cheer squad.

“Wait what? I didn’t get that?” Emma questioned.

“Did someone just say something? Sorry, must be me going crazy I thought I heard something,” Alison turned around and smirked, “Anyway, where’s the only gay in this squad I care about, Joe?” she bellowed.

“He said he wanted to miss this practice for personal reasons,” Sydney replied,

Alison stared at Sydney and then rolled her eyes, “Cunt. Don’t need him anyway, we have another high-pitched annoyingly stereotypical gay in the room. Emmanuel you’re our new base, don’t fuck this up.” She grunted.

“Wait what? I don’t know shit about lifting.” Emma worried.

“Did I just hear something again? Oh well must be irrelevance.” Alison beckoned as she pressed play on her bright pink Beats stereo. “Hit it ladies!”

The entire performance, Emma struggled to keep up with everyone else and Alison smirked evilly the whole time. In the end, Emma drops one of the girls on the floor landing on her hip.

Pretty Girls by Britney Spears ft. Iggy Azalea sung by Alison Spears, Becca Marshall, and Sydney Walsh with The Cheer Squad


Alison and Sydney with The Cheer Squad (Becca):
All around the world, pretty girls
Wipe the floor with all the boys
Pour the drinks, bring the noise (It's Becca bitch!)
We're just so pretty!
All around the world, pretty girls
Jump the line, to the front
Do what we like, get what we want (Where you at, hoes?)
We're just so pretty!

Alison:
Hey, don't you know that it's always the same?
From Australia 'round to LA
You can betcha', wherever the girls go, boys follow
We be keeping them up on their toes
They can laugh, but they don't get the jokes
Just you watch, they're so predictable
Some things don't change

Becca (The Cheer Squad):
(The girls roll up)
Windows roll down
(Eyes on us)
Jaws on the ground
(Watch them go)
It's just so funny
Like bees to the honey!

Alison and Sydney with The Cheer Squad:
All around the world, pretty girls
Wipe the floor with all the boys
Pour the drinks, bring the noise
We're just so pretty!
All around the world, pretty girls
Jump the line, to the front
Do what we like, get what we want
We're just so pretty!

Sydney:
Tell me, is it true that these men are from Mars?
Is that why they be acting bizarre?
Every time I walk out of my house it's like, "hey, baby!"
They don't see me rolling my eyes
They buzzing around me like flies
They got one thing on their minds
Some things don't change

Becca (The Cheer Squad):
(The girls roll up)
Windows roll down
(Eyes on us)
Jaws on the ground
(Watch them go)
It's just so funny
Like bees to the honey!
Alison and Sydney with The Cheer Squad:
All around the world, pretty girls
Wipe the floor with all the boys
Pour the drinks, bring the noise
We're just so pretty!
All around the world, pretty girls
Jump the line, to the front
Do what we like, get what we want
We're just so pretty!

Becca:
If you ask me, I'm killing them softly
I would spend time with you but that'd cost me
They pray that Becca-Becca give 'em one more chance
But busy Becca wouldn't even give 'em one more glance
See, enter in line between the beauty and a beast
Slim waist, thick cake, the whole world want a piece
Bad girl, good (The Cheer Squad: Ooh) would make you lose your mind
All of the boys begging Ali, hit 'em one more time


Alison and Sydney with The Cheer Squad:
All around the world, pretty girls
Wipe the floor with all the boys
Pour the drinks, bring the noise
We're just so pretty!
All around the world, pretty girls
Jump the line, to the front
Do what we like, get what we want

We're just so pretty!

“Emma, what the fuck?” Alison screamed as she ran over to the girl on the floor crying, “Look what YOU did!” she accused.

Emma panicked, “I’m sorry! It was an accident,” she wailed,

“It’s too late for sorry, I can’t believe you’d do something like this.” Alison patronized.

“Fuck you! This is your entire fault; you purposely didn’t e-mail me the choreography so I’d mess up!” Emma yelled back

“Me? How very DARE you accuse someone as pretty as me to do such an awful thing, get out of here NOW! I’m telling the coach about this.” Alison smirked as Emma began to run out of the gymnasium.

“You won’t know what’s about to hit you, bitch” Emma cried out as he ran away, leaving Alison raising her eyebrows.

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Alyssa and Emma both stood in front of the Note-Worthy both in skin-tight, bright peach coloured leotards. They smirked at each other, then smirked at the club. “Greetings young paladins,” Alyssa declared,

Cass looked at her in confusion, “Don’t you mean padawans?”

Matt nodded, “Yeah, she definitely means padawans.”

“Silence peasants! Your cut throat queen is speaking, careful; it IS legal for me to cut you.” Alyssa snapped back, “Anyway, since you are all big flops anyway, me and Emma are leaving your stupid group.”

Lily whispered to Joe, “I swear we’ve been through this about 3 times already.” Making Joe giggled, Alyssa growled at them like a Doberman.

“SHUT UP. THE QUEEN IS SPEAKING.” She repeated, raising her voice. “Me and Emma are forming our OWN glee club, we don’t need you losers in our lives. We are so much better, we’re blonder, we’re skinnier, we’re richer, and we’re just that little bit more of a bitch.”

Emma butted in, “Yeah, and in our group you can be yourself and you WON’T get judged. I can sing as much Demi as I want. Fuck you Alison you big fat bitch, I can do what I want and when I want and you can’t do SHIT about it.” Emma and Alyssa high fived.

“If I here you sing another Fatty Delgardo song I’m going to chop your fucking balls off before they even drop.” Alison seethed.

“I mean, I’d say I was shook. But I’m not. You’re trash.” Emma looked Alison up and down and giggled with Alyssa, Alison started shaking with anger as Becca and Sydney tried to calm her down. Alison shook them off and then stared at the duo.

“Okay jigglies now let’s get in formation.” She yelled as a bunch of snotty, spotty, freshman walked in the room. Wearing high-waists, loafers, and shirts with grease stains splattered all over them. “We are…” Alyssa, Emma, and the extras got into a weird positioning that made themselves look like twats, “The Jiggly Freaks!” they all shouted.

The Note-Worthy stared at them, blinked thrice without emotion, then blinked quadruple times without emotion. “Ha! We left them speechless or something and we didn’t even sing yet” Emma howled as they got into an even weirder position.

“What the fuck is happening,” Becca scoffed.

“I don’t even know,” Cass replied.

Joe stood up, “Okay but who the fuck is even letting them breathe in this room? They smell of cat’s piss I cannot deal with these whales today. NEXT” he shouted.

“I say let them perform,” Sydney replied, “I need some entertainment, I’m a messy bitch that lives for drama.” She smirked. Joe rolled his eyes and then stared at the club who were staring at him back, he then raised his hands as if he had given in and The Jiggly Freaks started to perform.

All the Jiggly Freaks whipped out 8 inch, big black dildos and started wailing them around their faces, and the Note-Worthy’s faces. This time, The Note-Worthy had already seen this shit before, so they weren’t bothered. They just stared blankly at the entire mess, shoving the plastic up their asses and down their throats like they were in the playboy mansion or something.

Deep Throat by CupcakKe sung by Alyssa Fowble and Emma Spears with The Jiggly Freaks


Alyssa and Emma (Emma):
Hump me, fuck me
(Daddy better make me choke, you better)
Hump me, fuck me
(My tunnel loves to deep throat)

Alyssa:
Lick, lick, lick, lick
I want to eat yo' dick
But I can't fuck up my nails
So imma pick it up with chopsticks

Emma:
Mouth wide open, mouth wide open
Mouth wide open like I was at the dentist
Mouth wide open, mouth wide open
Put it so deep, I can't speak a sentence

Mouth wide open, mouth wide open
Mouth wide open like I was at the dentist
Mouth wide open, mouth wide open
Put it so deep I can't speak a sentence

Alyssa:
My fingers in it, gentle
Explore this freak mental
Imma write my name on his dick
Don't need a pen or a pencil

Emma:
All I need is my body
My pussy pink just like salami
Don't need no drink to get naughty
Cause bitch I'm not Bill Cosby

Alyssa:
My pussy mean, and it's clean
I'm not a squirter, I cream
Keep it smelling like baby wipes
I never smell like sardines

Emma:
This will never fucking end
Ballerina that dick when I spin
I fucked this freak so good
I ain't swallow one kid, I think I swallowed twins

Alyssa and Emma (Emma):
Hump me, fuck me
(Daddy better make me choke, you better)
Hump me, fuck me
(My tunnel loves to deep throat)

Alyssa:
Lick, lick, lick, lick
I want to eat yo' dick
But I can't fuck up my nails
So imma pick it up with chopsticks

Emma:
Mouth wide open, mouth wide open
Mouth wide open like I was at the dentist
Mouth wide open, mouth wide open
Put it so deep, I can't speak a sentence

Mouth wide open, mouth wide open
Mouth wide open like I was at the dentist
Mouth wide open, mouth wide open
Put it so deep I can't speak a sentence

Alyssa:
Just come put it down my butt
Let's shoot a movie, no cuts
Ride the dick, get my nipples licked
That's breastfeeding while we fuck

Emma:
Finna get the dick wet and firm
You better sweat me out of my perm
Can't wait till it's my turn
I wanna blow bubbles with sperm

Alyssa:
Wanna hit it from the back
Let me arch my back
Once I arch my back
That mean attack this pussy

Emma:
Don't need a pornstar
Cause I'm the moderin
All my spit on his dick
Sound like I'm gargling

Alyssa:
Make him bust three nuts, is the task
My panties stuck in my ass
So I pulled them down to show him the pearl
Made his pubic hairs curl fast

Alyssa and Emma with The Jiggly Freaks:
Fuck this pussy
Fuck this pussy
Fuck this pussy
Come fuck this pussy

Fuck this pussy
Fuck this pussy
Fuck this pussy

Come fuck this pussy

“I’m done. I’m fucking done.” Nate gave up as he walked out of the room, kicking the trash can over on his way out.

“Awww, don’t be shook Not-Worthies, just because The Jiggly Freaks are coming for you at Sectionals or Regionals or whatever it’s called. We’re going to smash you the way you smashed us. Hard.” Emma bellowed.

“Oh shut the fuck up you raggedy old mess,” Alison spat, “You aren’t fooling anyone. Is this just a way of therapy to get you over your creepy obsession of wearing my clothes and sniffing my tampons? It’s a fucking mess, bitch.”

Emma slowly walked over to Alison with cold, snake like eyes. “Yikes! Listen here, who gives a shit if I sometimes like to put on women’s clothing? Don’t be fucking sexist, just because I’m like a totally a relatable queen with over 100 followers on MySpace. You’re just jealous, truly, honestly. You’re jealous of my looks, you’re jealous of my skin, you’re jealous of my talent and you’re jealous of me. Look at you, washed up and busted and you haven’t even reached 20 yet. I’m so much prettier than you, BE shook Alison Spears, The Jiggly Freaks are coming.”

Alison stared at him and then began having spasms again, “f- f- fAT” she yelled. “FATTY GIRL, FAT f- FAT”.

Emma sniffed the snot back in his nose and pretended to flip an imaginary weave, “Okay jigglies, let’s leave in formation.” Emma and the freaks got into a weird crab like position and started snapping their claws at the Note-Worthy whilst scuttling out the room sideways.

Alison stopped having a fit and then immediately turned to the group, “WHAT THE FUCK,” she yelled, the group just stared at her, “WHO READ AND IGNORED ME?” she shrieked.

“Alison calm down,” Becca rolled her eyes, “As if those pimply lookin ass’ have a chance anyway, did you just fucking listen to them sing, sorry, attempt to sing?”

Cass agreed, “They literally called themselves freaks, like it doesn’t get any lower than that.” She added.

“I DON’T GIVE A FLYING FUCK CATHERINE,” Alison howled back at her,

“It’s Cass…” she murmured.

“WE NEED TO END THEM. MAKE THEM SUFFER, I’VE HAD ENOUGH OF EMMANUEL AND HIS DELUDED POOT LOVATO WAYS, HE’S HAD THIS COMING FOR A LONG TIME.” She screamed, hyping up the group and she began plotting. It then time-lapses a segment of The Note-Worthy plotting against The Jiggly Freaks. Sydney, Joe, and Becca are doing choreography. Nate, Lily, Maya and Zach are designing outfits on a sewing machine. Kyle, Matt, Cass, Perry, and Angelika are warming up their vocals whilst Alison is staring at them all smirking.

“This is perfect,” she grins, “Meet at the auditorium after school,” the Note-Worthy nod in sync as they all go their separate ways, preparing for battle.

_______________________________________________________________________________________


Alyssa, Emma, and the Jiggly Freaks walk into the pitch black auditorium confused with a piece of paper in their hands. “Hello?” Alyssa shouted, “Is anyone here? We were told there would be a free second-hand thong giveaway.”

A spotlight then shone brightly on a chair as it blinded the Freaks, the chair then spun round revealing Alison in a tight black, latex outfit and black bunny ears smirking. “I’ve been expecting you, fatty girls.” she stood up and walked to the front of the stage patronizingly as Nate, Joe and Zach followed her, also wearing black latex outfit and black rabbit ears. “Here I am, with my favourite gays, which by the way isn’t you Emma, sorry about it.” She scoffed,

Nate frowned at her and whispered, “Actually, me and Zach are bisexu-“

Alison cut him off, “Shut the fuck the fuck up! Anyway, we’d like to invite you on stage, come and sit down.” Alison patted the seat and a load of other spotlights came on revealing a whole row of chairs, perfectly numbered so every Jiggly Freak could sit down. They did, then Alison yelled “Hit it!” and the instrumental for Dangerous Woman started playing. Every Note-Worthy member started to give the Freaks a lap dance on their chairs.

Dangerous Woman by Ariana Grande sung by The Note-Worthy


Lily:
Oh yeah
Don't need permission
Made my decision to test my limits
'Cause it's my business
God as my witness
Start what I finished
Don't need no hold up
Taking control of this kind of moment
I'm locked and loaded
Completely focused my mind is open

Joe and Zach:
All that you got, skin to skin, oh my God
Don't ya stop, boy

Alison with The Note-Worthy (Joe and Zach with The Note-Worthy):
(Somethin' 'bout you) makes me feel like a dangerous woman
(Somethin' 'bout, somethin' 'bout, somethin' 'bout) you
Makes me wanna do things that I shouldn't
(Somethin' 'bout, somethin' 'bout, somethin' 'bout)

Nate:
Nothing to prove and I'm bulletproof and
Know what I'm doing
The way we're movin' like introducing
Us to a new thing

Alison and Nate:
I wanna savor, save it for later
The taste of flavor, 'cause I'm a taker
'Cause I'm a giver, it's only nature
I live for danger

Joe and Zach with The Note-Worthy:
All that you got, skin to skin, oh my God
Don't ya stop, boy

Alison with The Note-Worthy (Joe and Zach with The Note-Worthy):
Oh yeah
(Somethin' 'bout you) makes me feel like a dangerous woman
(Somethin' 'bout, somethin' 'bout, somethin' 'bout) you
Makes me wanna do things that I shouldn't
(Somethin' 'bout, somethin' 'bout, somethin' 'bout you)

Alison and Becca (Joe and Zach with The Note-Worthy):
All girls wanna be like that
Bad girls underneath, like that
You know how I'm feeling inside (somethin' 'bout, somethin' 'bout)
All girls wanna be like that
Bad girls underneath, like that
You know how I'm feeling inside (somethin' 'bout, somethin' 'bout)

Joe and Zach with The Note-Worthy (and Alison):
(Somethin' 'bout you) makes me (feel like a dangerous woman)
Somethin' 'bout, (somethin' 'bout, somethin' 'bout you)
Makes me (wanna do things that I shouldn't)
Somethin' 'bout, somethin' 'bout, somethin' 'bout you

Becca with The Note-Worthy (Alison):
All girls wanna be like that
Bad girls underneath like that
You know how I'm feeling inside
(You know how I’m feeling inside)
Somethin' 'bout, somethin' 'bout
All girls wanna be like that
Bad girls underneath like that
You know how I'm feeling inside (somethin' 'bout, somethin' 'bout)

Alison, Becca and Lily (Joe, Nate and Zach):
(Yeah, there's somethin' 'bout you boy)
(Yeah, there's somethin' 'bout you boy)
(Yeah, there's somethin' 'bout you boy) somethin' 'bout, somethin' 'bout, somethin' 'bout you
(Yeah, there's somethin' 'bout you boy)
(Yeah, there's somethin' 'bout you boy)
(Yeah, there's somethin' 'bout you boy) somethin' 'bout, somethin' 'bout,

Alison:

Somethin' 'bout you

At the end of the performance, The Note-Worthy stopped sexually dancing all over the Jiggly Freaks, everyone except Alyssa was crying. “Don’t fuck with us again.” Alison sternly remarked.

Alyssa then walked over to Alison and looked her dead in the eye, “It’s on, whore.” She spat on the ground and walked out of the auditorium in a tantrum, the rest of the freaks followed, including a very shook Emma.


MusicEdit

Song Title Original Artist Performer(s)
Wrecking Ball Miley Cyrus Alyssa Fowble
Confident Demi Lovato Emma Spears
Colors Halsey Angelika Kuzz and Zachary Foxx
Pretty Girls Britney Spears ft. Iggy Azalea Alison Spears, Becca Marshall,
and Sydney Walsh with The Cheer Squad
Deep Throat CupcakKe Alyssa Fowble and Emma Spears
with The Jiggly Freaks
Dangerous Woman Ariana Grande The Note-Worthy

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